Just another manic mom day
Just so we're clear IDK, IDC, oh yeah IDGAF
Killin this dance mom thing.. just kidding what number are we on?
Life is a bitch but thankfully so am I
Livin that dance mom life
Made out of glitter, wine and anxiety
Mamas expensive little bestie
Men are like shots some go down better than others
Mermaid in training
Middle finger and coffee
Mom fuel
My favorite dancer calls me mom
My heart is on that stage
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity
Nightmare before Christmas front and back design
No matter what life throws at me At least I don't have ugly grandkids
Not mad just chronically overstimulated
Princess with attitude
Probably late for something
Raising my husband is exhausting
Respectfully NO
Sarcasm is my love language
Sassy just like my mama
Sassy little soul
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completely unhinged
Crazy Proud Always Loud Dance Mom
Dance Dance Dance Mom
Dance Mama