Quotes

No matter what life throws at me At least I don't have ugly grandkids

I bake because punching people is frowned upon

I got 99 problems and a sweet little treat would solve most of them

If only common sense was more common

If we are in a don't laugh situation do not look over at me

I'm not crazy mentally spicy

I'm sorry it's just that I literally don't care

Made out of glitter, wine and anxiety

Probably late for something

Raising my husband is exhausting

Sassy, Classy and a bit badassy

That Sounds like my husband's problem

Taking a sick day because I'm sick of you people

The reader, I have no shelf control

Too glam to give a damn

Warning I have no filter

When you can't find the sunshine be the sunshine

Why take the high road when you can take the psycho path

Wranglin Mama

Respectfully NO

Not mad just chronically overstimulated

Middle finger and coffee

Just a girl